Life of a Hero ;)

femmewitchqueen:

Scaredy Cat by Heather Franzen

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

traumachu:

It started when I was in kindergarten, and I was so proud I did not have to go to Bingo class, unlike my friends, because I could speak good English -

although I had no idea what a yellow dog that could spell had anything to do with Chinese.

(I figure out now that it was…

tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

inevitablebloom:

follow-intaesdrugs:

tiddiemeat:

comfy-couture:

SOMEONE PLEASE IDENTIFY THIS MAN

this is a rare white male

he is for sure invited 

Lmao he is too chill

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.