SHAWNA DUGONG.
MY TEXTING PERIODICALLY GOES WHACK SO I SOMETIMES HAVE TO USE VOICE CONTROL AND I TRIED SAYING MY OWN NAME INTO MY PHONE SO I SAID, “SEANNA DUONG” AND IT CAME OUT AS “SHAWNA TOO LONG.”
WILL and JADEN SMITH perform ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ rap w/ DJ Jazzy Jeff plus Alfonzo Ribera (Carlton)
CARLTONNNNNNN!
Mr.Mikasa also brought his son to class today! SOKAWAII! #littlepimp #hedidntwantagangstaphoto #heartbreaker
Renaissance rally + college gear day! LMU buddies and Emiry attending da college of ass. #jkvaASSar #LMU #college #4moredays
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
